Michael Jackson Teaches MATH! LOL!

Ok ok... Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk is normal.....
...but MICHAEL JACKSON TEACHING MATH???? OK... That is just too WEIRD! LOL!...
ANyhoo.. Here....... View Below... LOL!


Michael: (delighted) Good morning class, I will be covering your Math lesson just for today!

(Everyone in the class is surprised, especially his little friend, Kirt)

Kirt: MICHAEL! What are YOU doing here?!


Michael: Madam, don't talk while the teacher is talking, okay?

Kirt: Sorry Apple Head...


Michael: Mr. Jackson or Sir to you!

Kirt: Okay Mr. Jackson...


Michael: Good. Now we may begin our lesson. Just let me get my glasses on...

Kirt: Mich... Mr. Jackson, those aren't READING glasses!


Michael: I know, I prefer sunglasses!

Kirt: But why?

Michael: They look better on me!

Kirt: That's stupid!


Michael: Darn, I better take them off then!

Kirt: Much better.

Michael: So, when we are doing fractions, what we do is... erm... I've forgotten, just let me refer to the Maths text book!

Kirt: (muttering) Does he even KNOW anything about Maths?!

Michael: (giving Kirt a sharp look) I heard that young lady!

Kirt: I'm only curious! Why bother covering our lesson?

Michael: Okay, this girl is REALLY getting on my nerves now!

Kirt: SEE WHAT I MEAN MICHAEL! Teachers don't say that the pupil is getting on their nerves, they tell them off..


Michael: (thinking hard) Okay then... how to punish an annoying young girl...

Kirt: (frustrated) He is so BAD at this!

Michael: I KNOW! DETENTION!

Kirt: (shocked) WHAT??? WHAT??? WHAT???

Michael: You heard, DETENTION! One hour after school today, I will accept no excuses for not coming!

Kirt: YAY Michael! That is how you do it!

Michael: Glad you reckon I'm doing better. I WAS serious about detention though!

Kirt: (shocked) Oh boy...

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